Ted Cruz Meets Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Gets Roasted

07 November, 2018, 08:00 | Author: Bert Pena
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Just in time for Election Day, a moment of equal-opportunity, bipartisan hilarity, courtesy of "The Late Show With Stephen Colbert".

O'Rourke raised more than $70 million during the heated Senate race, including more than $38 million from the July to September campaign period alone.

Jim Carrey encouraged Democrat Texans to "vote like there's no tomorrow" on Twitter, and he took shots at Ted Cruz by calling him a "bloodsucker", which was depicted in an original drawing by Carrey.

"This was an election about hope and about the future, and the people of Texas rendered a verdict that we want a future with more jobs and more security and more freedom", Cruz told supporters after defeating O'Rourke.

'Does it concern you that half your base thinks they can vote through Instagram?', Triumph asks, drawing a laugh out of the Democrat.

The tightness of the race meant Cruz had to lean on his former political rival - President Trump, whom he competed against in the 2016 Republican presidential primary.

From there, Triumph heads to a Ted Cruz rally, which he calls a "Duck Dynasty cosplay convention".

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Robert Smigel, as Triumph, has fun roasting the lefties who turn out for O'Rourke, but he saves his best material for dragging Cruz within an inch of his life.

It was a bitter fight, in which Mr Trump branded Mr Cruz "Lyin' Ted" and insulted his wife.

After interviewing the candidates, Triumph joined in with Cruz supporters to chant that he is a "lion of the Senate". "See, because he's a ugly fish monster". "Is that in the GOP health-care plan?" "Hey, I support spaying and neutering", he explained, "just like Trump did to you".

"You can't ignore me, Ted", Triumph says in the crowd as he nears Cruz.

"Ted, is it true you will defend the constitution at all costs?"

Triumph finally gets his long-awaited face-off with Ted Cruz, who tried to hold his own against the insult comic dog. "Just like Trump did to you".

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